Weirdness: The Sequel
...an e-mail I received from Fish
I got the first part of this story a while back. This is the sequel.
Just Fish again. I like TORMENT. Journal entries from the journey into the Amazon. There are few capital letters and the dates are arbitrary. Sure my facts are messed up and my grammar is bad. But if you think about it, it's possible I made it all up.
caught in a trap, hanging ten feet off the ground upside down. no good. can hear the war cries of the rogue supermodels, driven mad after years of poor diets and tight clothing, closing in. as far as i can tell they want to eat me. what a way to go. cannibalized by a pack of highly attractive women. on any other day i would shrug and go back to sleep. any other day. but today TORMENT has come out. must escape and return to the usa.
yes. no. note to self: don't put those brightly colored frogs in your mouth. sure it's fun for the first couple hours but then (pretty colors ...) the ... apathy ... and ... drooling sets in. paralysis follows (i'm typing with my nose) and then the hallucinations. if the nameless one wasn't sitting here beside me, for some reason playing catch with marilyn monroe, i'd swear i was going nuts. no kermit, i don't want any more vodka. well ... maybe just one more bottle of tequila.
mmm ... brightly colored frogs ... No wait! TORMENT! TORMENT! well ... maybe just one frog, then i'll go.
escaped mad supermodels. managed to convince them i was sent from there goddess survira. all i had to do was best every single one of them in single combat. after the first one beat me unconscious i managed to convert them to the worship of TORMENT, the madness spreadS...
day 115 (and a half)
now, as the high priest of TORMENT (the madess spreadS), i lead my loyal horde of fanatics back north. one man, fifty seven supermodels, and TORMENT. left a trail of destruction through california. life is good...
returned to the usa, purchased TORMENT (the madness spreadS). ditched the crazy supermodels.
lived happily ever after ...
Oh, and your website kicks ass.
And, to top it off, some game design ideas from Fish:
I was thinking about future Planescape games, hoping there would be many more.
Some ideas I had for another Planescape game(Just because I found it fun to think up some ideas):