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    The Centaur
    November 22 - December 21

    The centaurs are blindly optimistic and extremely careless.  They are also highly superstitious and prone to being hypocritically moralizing.  Sagittarians are the kind of people that tell you that you're going to hell for engaging in oral sex, then lobby for the death penalty.  Perception and reality are two separate things when it comes to these strange half horse, half man monstrosities.  They make good brownshirts and CIA agents.  Sagittarians like to know that they are on the right side, and they are always willing to punish their sinful, traitorous neighbors... and take their neighbor's TV set while they're at it.

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    Angus Scrymgeoure

     

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