The Adam Heine
Fact: Of the roughly 50 or so employees of Black Isle/Interplay Adam Heine is the only one to take an active intrest in my website.
Fact: Adam Heine is the last of the Real Men.
The rest follows thusly:
This page is dedicated to Adam Heine. Not because he rescued a dozen orphans from a burining fire. Not because his girlfriend describes him as a "hunk ‘o burning love". Not because he can boil a three minute egg in ninety seconds! No...
This page is dedicated to Adam because he scripts pseudo-AI for imaginary computerized monsters.
Good Lord, but that is cool.
Many people have come up to me and said, "Yo Becker! I hear Adam Heine once sent you e-mail! That makes you the coolest guy in three counties!" You know what? They’re right. Once I was a poor hollow shell of a man. My life was empty and I tried to fill it with booze, computer games, and meaningless exotic, weekend long sex with varous supermodels at their beach resorts in Cancun. (the exact identies of said supermodels and details of our deprivations I’m sure would only bore you).
Then Adam Heine e-mailed me and reveled unto me his secret idenity by way of revealing himself in this photo:
My life was changed. What was once covered in shadow I now precieved in the brighest of light.
Yes, Adam Heine is acutally Michael Knight. He reguarly goes out into the dusk and fights the forces of evil with KITT (also known as a 1997 Saturn SC-2 with standard options, pictured above with Adam). My faith in humanity was restored.
But he didn't stop there! No. Adam is far too deep for that. He went on to share with me some of his poetry, which I in turn will share with you now:
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Adam, you move me man. Peace out, brother.
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I wish I was as cool as Adam.