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Top 10 ways to tell if Planescape had been designed by Microsoft CSA Bill Gates
... a top 10 list by Voldenuit

10. Every time your character dies, a message pops up asking you to "scandisk his brain" or "defrag his memories"

9. When you die, you see a blue screen of death instead of a tunnel with a light at one end.

8. The Justice Department would be investigating Black Isle Studios' "monopoly of the RPG market"

7. The Justice Department would force BIS to allow users to install Ultima 9 on top of Planescape, creating Ultima 9:Torment (as if it wasn't already)

6. Bill Gates would borrow Steve Job's "Reality Distortion Field" and try to convince BIS how much cheaper it would be to use consumers as "beta testers"

5. If you look closely at Nordom's face, you can see a "Start" button in the bottom corner

4. The Lady of Pain would resign as CEO of Sigil to take leadership of the DSA (the Dabus Structural Authority), appointing 6 squirrels in a headdress to take her place.

3. Instead of hunting for "portals" and "portal keys", your character runs around looking for "hyperlinks" and "Certificates" to open them with

2. Baator is Microsoft's Redmond Office

1. The Abyss is Apple iHQ ;-)



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