9. You spend eighteen hours a day playing Torment, and five going to the message boards and one reading reviews.

8. You have developed a great hatred of two different characters, so you don't feel guilty leaving them behind.

7. You tried to give your computer a Pep talk instead of upgrading it, and when it didn't work you guess it is because your charisma isn't high enough.

6. You go back to playing Baldur's Gate one day, just to see the spell effects and just point and laugh.

5. You look in piles of lumber for nails or wish scrolls.

4. All of the women I your dreams have large wings.

3. You look constantly in the sewers for bronze spheres that smell like custard

2. You have called Skinner in the X-files Dak'kon and Homer Simpson Nordom.