Dreaming of a Torment Christmas

Merry Christmas folks.
Apologies extended to various people....


(sing to "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer")

You know Ingus and Annah and Nordom and Mortie,
Vahilor and Dakkon and the succubus Gracie.
But, do you recall,
The most famous follower of all?

Lim-Lim the small green follower
Had a useless pair of wings
And if you ever bought him
You know he can't do many things.

All of the other followers
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Lim-Lim
Bash in any moster brains.

Then in one dark catacomb
Nameless came to say
"Lim-Lim with your tounge of might,
Won't you kill some rats tonight?"

Then how the followers loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Lim-Lim the small green follower
you can go to Baator with me!"


(sing to "Deck the Halls")

Deck the fiends with a lightning axe
(Fa la la la la, la la la la)
Kill them before they re-attack
(Fa la la la la, la la la la)
Don we now our cool tattoos
(Fa la la la la, la la la la)
Cast our spells and then we snooze
(Fa la la la la, la la la la)

(sing to "Jingle Bells")

Running through the planes, who the heck am I?
taking lots of hits, I can not seem to die!
Gupling down blood charms, hitting on my friends
It's no fun to lose my mind, will this ever end?

Magic plate, magic plate, where's some frigging armor?
If I do not get some soon it could be my last hour!
Magic plate, magic plate, there's got to be some here!
Much exposed in this dinky kilt, I've got lots to fear.



Copyright 2000 Derek Becker and the Pit crew. All rights reserved
I got a slinky for Christmas. Shiny objects can keep my attention for a long time.