9. When you die, you see a blue screen of death instead of a tunnel with a light at one end.

8. The Justice Department would be investigating Black Isle Studios' "monopoly of the RPG market"

7. The Justice Department would force BIS to allow users to install Ultima 9 on top of Planescape, creating Ultima 9:Torment (as if it wasn't already)

6. Bill Gates would borrow Steve Job's "Reality Distortion Field" and try to convince BIS how much cheaper it would be to use consumers as "beta testers"

5. If you look closely at Nordom's face, you can see a "Start" button in the bottom corner

4. The Lady of Pain would resign as CEO of Sigil to take leadership of the DSA (the Dabus Structural Authority), appointing 6 squirrels in a headdress to take her place.

3. Instead of hunting for "portals" and "portal keys", your character runs around looking for "hyperlinks" and "Certificates" to open them with

2. Baator is Microsoft's Redmond Office