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And yet 10 more signs you've been playing waaay too much Torment...
... a top 10 list by DarkElven

10. You head into landfills and pick up pieces of junk hoping to stumble into a portal that would lead to the Underground Village

9. You are convinced that shadows are coming to kill you so you try to get the jump on them by attacking your shadow.

8. You buy lots of band aids at the pharmacy but you get upset that they don't know what Clot Charms are.

7. You go to the library trying to find spell scrolls.

6. You poke out your eye in anticipation of finding a better one.

5. You steal some dentures hoping that they will make Morte's bite more powerful.

4. You attack your friends before they can turn on you.

3. You try to twist the arms and legs of your action figures hoping to get to Rubikon.

2. Whenever you feel stressed, you try to kill yourself so you can forget about it.

1. You get a tattoo which you feel sure will increase your statistics, and when you want a new one you try to cut it off.