Once upon a time, the House o' Pa(i)ncakes held a contest. That
contest was to see who could come up with the absolute worst things to say to
assorted NPCs. After reading the entries, the judges had to be committed. You
have been warned. And now, (warning:
this section is rated PG-13) Things One
Should Not Say To...
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Slaad... |
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"So, Bud, where are Weis and Er?" - Palin
"Heheh, looks like Frogger!" - Strife
"You know, I had a frog once, kept him in a cage and fed him insects
until I grew bored and put a cigarrete in his mouth. Haha, they look so cool when they
explode like that..." - Strife
(To 3 Slaadi) "Come on! Say it! Say Bud Wise Er..." - Drake Bladesong
"Hey Kermit!" - Ducky
"Oh come on!! I hear they taste just like chicken." - Ducky |
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Bauriar... |
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"Hurry and saddle up so we can ride!" - Palin "Hey, look at that jackass over there!" - Strife
"How do you feel about becoming a gelding?" -
Strife
"Having a b-a-a-a-a-d day?" - Ducky
"Did I say 'stud farm'? I meant 'glue factory'! My mistake!" - Strife |
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Morte... |
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"Hey Morte, don't lose your head..." - PieDragon "Now's not the time to lose one's
head." - Strife
"He didn't have a good head on his shoulders." -
Strife
"He's not a very headstrong individual." - Strife
"He'll never be the head of a major corporation." -
Strife
"Heads or tails?" - Calis
"Have you lost weight?" - Ducky |
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"Hello my name is Annah..." - Strife"Roowwwrrr! Nice wings baby! How about you let
me take you to heaven and back?" - Strife
"Grace, heads up! It's mistletoe!" -
Dannyboy01
"Oh, nurse! I'm afraid I've got an ache only you can cure!" - Strife
"I've got a pair of sensory stones that will keep you experiencing new sensations
for a long time..." - Strife |
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Ignus... |
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"Hey, we're having a barbeque this weekend if your
interested..." - Strife*Sniff sniff*
"Hmmm...smells like chicken." - Strife
"Hey buddy! Got a light?" - Strife
"Hey, Ignus, we're going swimming!" - Dannyboy01
"Will that be the smoking or non-smoking section, sir?" -
Ducky
"Let's sing 'On Top of Old Smokey'." - Ðãêdãlüs
"Do you want your steak medium or well done, sir?" -
Ðãêdãlüs
"How many times have I told you? When you're using the message board, no
flaming!" - Ðãêdãlüs
"Stand behind this cow." - Ðãêdãlüs |
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"So, you like it kinky, eh?" - Palin "I don't think the pants have anything to do
with it, honey." - Strife
"Hoo boy! Is it your time of month or something?" - Strife
"Wow, those swords you have sure are pointy! And speaking of things growing
pointy- have I ever told you how sexy you are? I mean, I practically worship you!" - Strife |
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