Last updated:
February 20, 2000
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A Slaad... |
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"So, Bud, where are Weis and Er?" - Palin "Heheh, looks like Frogger!" - Strife "You know, I had a frog once, kept him in a cage and fed him insects until I grew bored and put a cigarrete in his mouth. Haha, they look so cool when they explode like that..." - Strife (To 3 Slaadi) "Come on! Say it! Say Bud Wise Er..." - Drake Bladesong "Hey Kermit!" - Ducky "Oh come on!! I hear they taste just like chicken." - Ducky |
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A Bauriar... |
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| "Hurry and saddle up so we can ride!" - Palin "Hey, look at that jackass over there!" - Strife "How do you feel about becoming a gelding?" - Strife "Having a b-a-a-a-a-d day?" - Ducky "Did I say 'stud farm'? I meant 'glue factory'! My mistake!" - Strife |
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A Baatezu... |
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| "Horny little devil, aren't you?" - Palin | ||
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Morte... |
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| "Hey Morte, don't lose your head..." - PieDragon "Now's not the time to lose one's head." - Strife "He didn't have a good head on his shoulders." - Strife "He's not a very headstrong individual." - Strife "He'll never be the head of a major corporation." - Strife "Heads or tails?" - Calis "Have you lost weight?" - Ducky |
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A Modron... |
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| "Math? Phhhh, I hate math! What's it ever done for
anyone? I can't think of a more foolish waste of time than math!" - Strife "Ahhh, just let yourself go! Relax..." - Strife |
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A Tanar'ri... |
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| "You know, you're kind of cute in a way..." - Strife "I bet under that hardened exterior, there's a small frightened little boy just waiting to express himself." - Strife "Ah come on, cheer up! Coochie coochie coo! Who a bwad wittle fiend, eh! You're a bwad wittle fiend, yes you are, yes you are!" - Strife |
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Annah... |
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| "Hello, my name is Fall from Grace, and yours?" - Strife "How 'bout you lettin me chase a little tail?" - Strife "Heads or tails?" - Calis |
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Fall-From-Grace... |
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| "Hello my name is Annah..." - Strife"Roowwwrrr! Nice wings baby! How about you let
me take you to heaven and back?" - Strife
"Grace, heads up! It's mistletoe!" - Dannyboy01 "Oh, nurse! I'm afraid I've got an ache only you can cure!" - Strife "I've got a pair of sensory stones that will keep you experiencing new sensations for a long time..." - Strife |
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SeamusXanthusZenus... |
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| "I'm interested in buying arms." - Calis"Wow! You have that? I'd give my right kidney for that!" - Calis | ||
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Ignus... |
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| "Hey, we're having a barbeque this weekend if your
interested..." - Strife*Sniff sniff*
"Hmmm...smells like chicken." - Strife
"Hey buddy! Got a light?" - Strife "Hey, Ignus, we're going swimming!" - Dannyboy01 "Will that be the smoking or non-smoking section, sir?" - Ducky "Let's sing 'On Top of Old Smokey'." - Ðãêdãlüs "Do you want your steak medium or well done, sir?" - Ðãêdãlüs "How many times have I told you? When you're using the message board, no flaming!" - Ðãêdãlüs "Stand behind this cow." - Ðãêdãlüs |
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Mourns-for-Trees... |
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| "Hey! Firewood! I've been looking all over for..." - Strife"Merry Christmas! It's a chainsaw!" - Strife | ||
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Lothar... |
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| "Hi, Lothar? I'm selling for the hair club for men..." - Dannyboy01"Lothar, you do haircuts? These dreadlocks are getting a bit long... could you just take a little off the top?" - Dannyboy01 "They say that bald men make better lovers, though. By the way, how do you feel about a little alone time?" - Strife | ||
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Many-as-One... |
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| "I don't fear your were-rat minions, Many-as-One, I've prepared myself with a weapon of the metal you cannot withstand... a tin fork!" - Dannyboy01"I'm here with a load of rat poison for a... Manny Asone?" - Dannyboy01 | ||
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Ravel Puzzlewell... |
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| "Happy birthday, Ravel! Weed-Killer!" - Dannyboy01 "I have returned to you, my love, and OH MY GOD! Damn! Umm, uh, that's right, I came back to tell you I think it's time to reconsider our relationship." - Strife |
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Vhailor... |
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| "No wonder you're so antsy! No body means you haven't gotten any action in a few millenia. Oh, sorry for leaving you, by the way. But I know this great place we can go if you don't mind bending a few rules..." - Strife | ||
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A Greater Glabrezu... |
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| "Ah, you dumb mutt! I guess you can't teach
an old dog new tricks!" - Strife "Yo quero Taco Bell! Now you say it!!" - Strife "I'm sorry, but you've been a bad dog, and now we're going to have to get you fixed..." - Strife |
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The Paraniod Incarnation... |
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| "Excuse me? You want to absorb me? What about
my needs? How about a little dinner, some candlelight, then maybe we can
open up and share our thoughts and feelings." - Strife "Hey, are we twins? Because it's spooky how alike we look - almost like we were sharing the same body or something, eh?" - Strife |
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Pharod... |
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| "I'll just open up the Bronze Sphere for you and - what
the hell? Depends? I ran all that way for Pampers?" - Strife "Thanks for letting me take Annah along on my journey. And by the way you're about to be a grandfather - Dad!" - Strife |
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The Lady of Pain... |
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| "So, you like it kinky, eh?" - Palin "I don't think the pants have anything to do with it, honey." - Strife "Hoo boy! Is it your time of month or something?" - Strife "Wow, those swords you have sure are pointy! And speaking of things growing pointy- have I ever told you how sexy you are? I mean, I practically worship you!" - Strife |
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