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Things One Should Not Say To... - fan-submitted quotes, along the aforementioned lines.

Quotes taken from Planescape: Torment message board:

Hey, if anybody "G" is on this channel, they don't know what porn is, right?
- Flabbyjack

What adds a lot to the game?  Porn.  (Slightly modified)
- Striding_Dragon

I can just imagine what Flabbyjack's orgy party will look like.
- Meghan

Porn is easy, comedy is hard
- Pinchy

Uuuuhhhhhh.... Uhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
- Pinchy

A pronsite?  Is that some sort of German tool?
- Colirama

Little boobies hurt lots of people
- Calis

And now, the infamous "Tree" thread...

Not as many trees...in fact, I can currently only think of one tree (meaning "tree" in the traditional sense of course.
- Adam Heine - Black Isle Studios

Hmmm... is Yggdrasil a "tree" in the traditional sense?
- Sir Bob

That's a question best leafed alone.
- Malkali

I dunno, I think he's getting to the root of the issue.
- Visuchangavu

Nah! I think he's off on the wrong branch.
- Becker

If you guys aren't careful someone will tear you limb from limb for these puns.
- Colin McComb - Black Isle Studios

I agree, I'd better just go Get Twiggy Wit' It over here for a bit...
-Visuchangavu

Hey! Colin's right, Visu. If you ash me you're getting too big for your birches.
- Becker

Geez... this is starting to get a little sappy, and I'm about to go barking mad.
- Colin McComb - Black Isle Studios

I think you're barking up the wrong tree here... stuff like this usually spreads like a forest fire. They won't cut this conversation, it's too deeply rooted now.
- Calis

Um...
Rooted in humor
Branches of ideas grow
Blossoms into laughs
- Lin Fusan