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February 20, 2000
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The Centaur
November 22 - December 21
The centaurs are blindly optimistic and extremely careless. They are also highly
superstitious and prone to being hypocritically moralizing. Sagittarians are the
kind of people that tell you that you're going to hell for engaging in oral sex, then
lobby for the death penalty. Perception and reality are two separate things when it
comes to these strange half horse, half man monstrosities. They make good
brownshirts and CIA agents. Sagittarians like to know that they are on the right
side, and they are always willing to punish their sinful, traitorous neighbors... and take
their neighbor's TV set while they're at it.
Becker
Angus Scrymgeoure
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