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    The Bull
    April 21 - May 20

    Stupid taurus are blockheaded and stubborn, usually because they are too dumb to understand why they are wrong.  Many people mistakenly belive that the placid exterior of people born under the sign of the bull signifies contentment or inner calm... in truth, this is really a sign of mental vacancy.  No troubling thoughts cloud a Tarus' brow.  Taurus are also jealous and greedy.

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