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    Masta' Jo Waza in da House!

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    The following are all direct quotes from Thomas Steven Salter, the man sometimes known as Master Jo Waza.  And you ask, who is this wise and mysterious "Tom?"  Ask again and I will be forced to strike you with the stick of mercy.

    "If you are what you eat, I must be the definition of a fruit."

    "I like to kill things and make them die."

    "Oil is one of my favorite foods."

    "Old people are funny."
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    Unauthorized reproduction will be met with divine retribution.

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